My name in lights will most likely never happen because I can't deal with positive attention. Many people who did have their names in lights couldn't either btw, that's why they were dead fairly quickly after getting famous. If I were about to become "discovered" as an artist or whatever, I'd immediately go do something else and totally unrelated. I can't succeed at anything and I have no problem with that either. It's just how things are.
Okay..........but people would pay lots of groats to shake the hand of the Human Capacitor. It would make your hair stand on end for starters... .....and would no doubt cure all sorts of nervous disorders too.
The problem was that it didn't make my hair stand on end, no matter how hard they tried. And I was wearing shoes with rubber soles, so there was no leak into the ground. So the only other possibility is that I carry an electrical leak inside myself. Perhaps that explains it all